cosmo tip #600

expertcosmotips:

if he thinks rape jokes are funny go on a romantic boat ride with him and leave him in the middle of the fucking ocean to die

jimjamvalmer:

chimerahellden:

kelzthalassunwhisper:

girlwiththerobottattoo:

I JUST UGLY LAUGHED SO HARD I WOKE UP THE DAMN HOUSE JFC!!!

LOL

HOLY FUCKK DO NOT CLICK THIS IF YOU NEED TO BE QUIET

crisontumblr i have seen your video on my dash at least 6 times

wizardgrum:

straight people feeling left out over queer representation is my favorite form of comedy

mythicarticulations:

Who’s a good boy? You’re a good boy!
Who devours the flesh of mortals? You devour the flesh of mortals!

Poseable “Cerberus in a Can” now available in our Etsy shop.

i want to see her again

shirane-hotoke:

How to Plant a Beautiful Garden 

yurinai:

That is one HOT DOG

yurinai:

That is one HOT DOG

boy oh boy